Today is Harry Styles 22nd Birthday!!! Sadly it falls during the busiest season at work and I’ve had literally no time at all to make him a glorious blog post! I however plan to work on a great one this week but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t post anything for his birthday. So I dove into my camera roll which has over thousands of photos of Harry..and randomly chose 22!! So this post is basically just celebrating the joy that is Harry Styles!!! Continue reading
Hello!! Today marks the last day of Harry’s Birthday Week! 6 posts all in one week dedicated to the beautiful human that has proven he is the perfect combination of sexy and cute. To wrap up the week I figured why not focus on Harry’s best interview moments! The times that made us laugh until we peed, the times that made us face palm, and all the times in between. Considering they have done dozens and dozens of interviews I am sure I have forgotten many moments so feel free to post your fave interview video in the comments!
Hope you all enjoyed Harry week and if you are new to my blog today you can check out all the others.
1. That time Harry said his pet peeve was when girls spit
Dirty minded people!
2. This entire interview
From when they imitate mad Liam, talk about tampons, explain how pretty Zayn is and of course Tamworth
**If you didn’t know Tamworth has a lot of strip clubs
3. When he was so drunk at the Brits
That laugh omg I can’t!! Whats better than drunk Harry!
4. When he said it looked like a porn background
Also this whole selfie video is too adorable not to share, watch his face light up when they talk about the children
5. When he showed Ellen that her question was dumb
6. This Is Us Niall and Harry interviews
I can’t even pick a single moment, all of it is just pure gold
7. His roller coaster interview
8. When everything is positive…almost
Best Answer Ever to a compliment
9. London’s quite big
YOU DO TALK SOME SHIT IN INTERVIEWS
but I love it
10. The legendary Mexico interview where he had no idea what to do
Seriously take the time to watch this whole interview if you have never seen it
11. Alan Carr!!
I think Alan Carr interviews are my favorite of all time
12. Sugarscape with Louis
This one goes out to all the Larry shippers out there, who takes the front and who goes behind? Could have just asked who comes in first place…
13. I was in Norway…
During the Four Hangout Harry tries to explain about a time he was in Norway but no one allows him to speak
14. Sugarscape early days
Diagrams, boobs, laughter, bed wetting, classic
15. I was on a train..
His face the entire time he makes the realization
16. Two bananas for a pound, Three bananas for a Euro!!!
17. When he was asked if he has extensions
Drops the mic
18. 1D day
19. I like nice views
“What have you learned….how to appreciate a good view”
20. X factor interview
I had to include Harry’s first ever interview
Did you know he worked in a bakery?
21. No fooking way
That’s the end of your birthday week Harry
Thank you to everyone who read my posts all week! I hope you enjoyed!
OTRA starts in 13 hours and I’m staying up all night for it!! Don’t forget to comment your favorite One Direction Interview! All the Love xx
***Hello Harry Styles Loving Humans!! its Day 5 of Harry Week! Today I invited my fellow 1DAF fan and friend Crystal to make a post about Harry. Our text conversations usually include us sending Harry pictures and screaming “CUPCAKE!” No lie my phone will always autocorrect CUPCAKE to all caps. Since Harry is almost the most adorable thing on the planet, here is post dedicated just to that!
Hi everybody! My name is Crystal and I’m addicted to One Direction
*Hi Crystal*. I saw one picture of Harry on tumblr in 2011 that sparked my interest about the band and my first tumblr post about them was asking if they were gay. I also thought curly haired Liam and short haired Liam were two different people… After binge watching interview after interview, videos on the stairs, X-Factor performances I was hooked on the group that I now refer to as The Goon Fest. Shelley and I met on a Jonas Brothers forum back in 2009, (the fangirl life requires that you meet people on the internet even if it’s against you parents rules). Internet friends are better anyways. In 2013 she asked me to attend Take Me Home with her because let’s face it, at 18 years old, nobody but us liked One Direction. We went, we had fun, Harry Styles waved at us and ever since then we’ve been so far up their asses there’s no turning back now. In honor of Harry’s 21st birthday, Shelley has asked me to guest blog. Harry is sunshine and happiness and he’s the cutest cupcake that’s ever existed. Now I don’t mean a delicious mini cake that can also be described as a little piece of heaven. When I call Harry a cupcake, it’s usually because he’s done something so ridiculously adorable I can’t stand it. According to Urban Dictionary, we have the same opinion on the matter.
Join me as I dive into 21 times he’s made me cry because he’s the cutest little cupcake that’s ever existed. Ugh, brace yourselves…
1. That one time Jimmy Kimmel decided the “cutest selfie ever” was a thing that needed to exist…
Excuse me I think not.
THE WAY HE’S LOOKING AT THE LITTLE BOY. OHMYGAHD I’M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS.
2. When he met Ian McKellen… Now let me tell you, I love The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit trilogies. Not only was my inner fangirl crying, my inner nerd was screaming for joy.
“You’re amazing.” –Harry
“So are you.” –Ian McKellen bYE
3. Harry on Sesame Street was enough to give me a stroke.
He’s literally using the U’s eyes as his own. I don’t get it either, Zayn. Like how is one person allowed to be THAT adorable about 89% of the time?
4. The “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” cover…
5. “One Way or Another” music video.
6. “Kiss You” music video
7. “Night Changes” music video
8. MARCEL WAS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST GIFT WE HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN
9. The time he twerked on National television and instantly regretted it.
10. Nobody should look this adorable wearing cheese on their head.
11. Even when he mocks pregnant women he’s a cupcake.
12. SLEEPY HARRY IS THE MOST ADORABLE CUPCAKE. (This was in Boston during the TMH Tour, OH THE SWEET MEMZ)
13. Every time that he’s shared his dumb jokes
14. I can’t even explain this one…
15. Gillette Stadium, I WAS THERE BYEEEE
16. TMH Tour Harry was a whole other level of cupcake
17. This moment made the most stable person unstable.
18. Sassy Harry….
19. Harry the family man = C U P C A K E
20. Harry and children= Cupcake with extra cupcake
21. His smile is the icing on the cupcake.
There you have it. 21 time Harry Styles was a cupcake. I’m gonna go lie face down on the floor and try to process my feelings after that. Check out the video I made for Harry’s Birthday- “21 Reasons Why I Love Harry Styles”, because I really, really, really, love the cupcake that is Harry Styles.
Harry’s birthday week still continues! It wouldn’t be a One Direction tour if Harry Styles didn’t run around dancing like an idiot for two hours with his best mates. Could you imagine if he just stood there and sang? Would you still buy a ticket? HOPEFULLY YOU SAID YES BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE FOR THE MUSIC, but if not it’s totally fine. I’m sure most of you have seen all the gifs and all the vines and can even mimic some of his “choreography” from This Is Us or the Where We Are Tour. I figured why not make a post about his top 21 dance moves he loves to bust and some that he has only graced us with one or two times. Either way the little fucker just can’t stand still.
1. Lets start with whatever this one is…
I call this one “Shoo fly don’t bother me I’m fabulous”
and who knows what this is
2. He also likes to punch the air
But luckily as he’s gotten older he’s gotten better at it
To the point where it’s become so sexual I don’t know what to do with myself
3. Sometimes he thinks he is cabaret singer and he caresses his microphone
4. A pro at thrusting his hips
6. The shoulder shake
which luckily he brought back
7. “Gimme Gimme Shimmy Shimmy” – an evolution of the shoulder shake
8. Of course the ice skate dance-that adorable little shit
9. His special dance with Zayn
10. The swimmah
11. The sprinklah
12. The ballerina twirl
What a beautiful ballerina
13. Any shirtless dance from 1D Day clips
Might just be my favorite of all time
14. The “I don’t have a voice so I might as well just make an idiot of myself tonight” dance
Edinburgh has no idea how lucky they were
15. The “Let Me Pretend I’m Niall the Irish Princess” dance
Narry for life, they have enough dancing moments for their own post (hint hint)
16. This sexual movement
17. The old man dance
18. The Michael Jackson power grip
19. The “Let Me Make Fun of This Girl in the Audience” dance
Featuring “Wow she has to pee”
“She shouldn’t have worn a strapless”
and this gem
20. The “Throw Your Hands in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care dance
21. And of course the Better Than Words dance, accompanied by Harry’s impression of a whale
Keep being you Styles, bad dancing and all 🙂
Harry’s birthday may have been a few days ago but that doesn’t mean I have to stop celebrating it!! When I think of Harry Styles many things come to mind such as cupcake, bananas, pointless tweets, hysterical stories, and of course tattoos. As of 2015 the boy is covered in 56 of them. Tattoos in the strangest places and of the weirdest things. Leah, who you met as my guest blogger, made me a canvas with all his tattoos on it. Every now and then I look at it and laugh at some of the choices he has made and images that are now permanent on his body. In honor of the 21st Birthday, I made a compilation of 21 of my favorite Harry tattoos. They are no way in order and they aren’t even half of what he has but these are the 21 tats that I actually love.
**Disclaimer-the ferns on his hips are not included because I am mad they cover his beautiful V-lines
1. Mermaid- As a lover of Disney and nautical things, I could not have been more thrilled when Harry added this creation to his forearm. Its not a traditional mermaid considering its boobs and female parts are on full display but I still think it works great with his collection since he has some nautical things. I also like how it is black and white like the majority of his tattoos
“I am a mermaid”-Harry Styles
2. Doves- I’m sure by now everyone has seen Harry’s dove tattoos that adorn his upper chest. There have been many theories for what these tattoos mean. On the Ellen show he said that they reminded him of old sailor tattoos, similar to the feel of the mermaid. I have also heard that one Dove is purposely bigger than the other to symbolize his older sister Gemma and for Harry as the little dove and the little brother. Either way I find this tattoo adorable and a signature Harry Styles tattoo.
3. The moth- Also known as the butterfly. I remember waking up to Twitter one day and seeing that Harry had imprinted this on the middle of his chest. This was also the moment I realized that Harry is a puzzle that isn’t meant to be solved and that most of the choices he makes in life are not meant to be understood. I love this stupid little moth and it makes shirtless pictures of Harry much more interesting. The doves and the moth make a beautiful combo. Also shout out to the four nips!
4. Green Bay Logo- Some of the most devoted Green Bay fans don’t have Green Bay tattooed on them but of course this adorable British boy does. I just find this one so funny because he isn’t even American and Green Bay is such a random team for a foreigner to support. Harry truly loves Green Bay as shown by his tweets to them, and his numerous beanies and sweatshirts supporting the team.
5. Anchor- I would have to say this is my favorite Harry tattoo, or second favorite, actually I can’t pick a favorite but I really really like this one. Being from Rhode Island where the anchor is on our state flag and having such a love for the ocean, Harry having an anchor tattoo makes my life. I also really like the placement and how it wraps around his wrist.
6. Booze you Lose- I love this tattoo for two reasons: 1) It is in support of a charity for cancer research 2) Considering the numerous drunk photos of him I think its very ironic. I also find that this tattoo is great for crafting for any Harry lovers that are turning 21. It’s a silly tattoo that perfectly sums up an aspect of his life.
7. Screw tattoo- Harry, Louis, Liam, and Zayn have this little X matching tattoo and I think its adorable. I would imagine if Niall ever got a tattoo he would get this screw. Or you know he would get 1D AF tattooed on his ass. I like to imagine the screws keep them grounded.
8. Gemma in Arabic- Harry has a few tattoos dedicated to Gemma and I think its absolutely adorable. I doubt my brother would ever tattoo my name on his body or even his initial. Harry and Gemma are just adorable siblings and if she ever thinks he doesn’t love her, she can remember her name is permanently on him.
9. Shaking hands- This tattoo just proves to the world how much of a loving person Harry is. He is always reminding people to be kind and “be nice to nice” and I feel that the handshake tattoo just symbolizes love for humans and overall peace and equality.
10. The ship- The ship is very important because is part of Haylor. Whether you liked them or not I still think its adorable she went with him to get a ship tattoo. It adds to his nautical collection and for all we know it was a discreet message to the fans to ship him and Taylor (def not but who knows). I like the actual design of it too. Look at his little cupcake face!
11. The Rose- I may have said this before but I’m not sure, but I am a sister of Phi Sigma Sigma..and our flower is the Rose! We literally get a rose for every special event so I was so excited when Harry got a rose tattoo. Even more excited to find out that he got it for a fan with cancer if I remember the story correctly. Also he is a boy with a flower tattoo and it just makes him very sweet and humble.
12. 17 Black- I have no knowledge about why he has this tattoo or what it means but i just like the font of it.
13. Star- Gotta give some love for his first ever tattoo. This tattoo can tell you exactly how old Harry is based on if it is filled in or not or if its one of the only ones on his arm. Either way its such a basic tattoo and I think its adorable
14. Hi– This tattoo just signifies what a little shit he is. I know there is a whole story that its the first words Larry said and blah blah blah but I just think it was him just being a fucker and wanting a friendly greeting on his arm
15. Dark side of the moon– As a huge fan of the Zayn and Harry FRIENDSHIP bromance I love that they share this tattoo. Also its such an iconic graphic that looks really cool.
16. G for Gemma- I just love Harry and Gemma’s sibling relationship okay
17. A for Anne– Because Harry loves his mother so much, he also has a normal A on his arm but I like the cursive one more
18. Won’t Stop Till We Surrender- I think it’s a cute quote 🙂
19. Crown- Because he knows his is King. Who has toe tattoos? Harry Styles thats who
20. Never Gonna Dance Again- I love that its on his ankles and I love that he does not take the advice of this tattoo because what would the world be without Harry Styles dancing… (hint hint Harry dance moves post coming soon!!)
side note can we talk about his legs jesus christ
21. PINGU- Pingu is a British childrens show..this is him. Harry is a child in case you didn’t know 🙂
Those are 21 of my favorite Harry Styles tattoos!
**Today I figured I would feature another guest blogger! I found Michele through her hilarious twitter account and figured why not ask her to use her sense of humor to make a post about @harry_styles ridiculously confusing tweets! I hope you enjoy and follow her blog HERE
My name is Michele (@1d_overeighteen on twitter) and I am hopelessly in love with One Direction:) I am beyond happy that Shelley asked me to write on her blog and the fact that she asked me to write about my tiny frog son has made me 10x happier! Harry is literally my sunshine on rainy days and although I call him my frog son I do realize that he has grown up to be such a handsome and good man, he is polite, kind and always so giving. The one thing that has not changed about Harry since he made his twitter back in 2010, is his ability to tweet the most ridiculous things that leave us all contemplating the meaning of life.
What the absolute fuck would we do without Harry Styles tweeting??
The boy likes to keep his tweets just as he likes to keep every other aspect of his life, confusing and turning us all into very anxious, jealous, confused and aroused fangirls.
First off this is the face I picture Harry making after typing out his meaningful tweets. When I say meaningful I actually mean confusing:
“That tweet will be sure to confuse the shit out of them this time”
I’m Sorry, did you drop acid before sending this tweet??
Except Ketchup! Harry that shit stains.
This is one of those things that you would have never realized or never needed to know but hey, now ya know.
So think..your telling us to think?
This one just completely contradicts the whole “talk to yourself. just don’t answer yourself back” tweet.
Now picture Harry’s hair blowing in the wind as he comes sliding on his tummy down a slip and slide.
What kind of games would you be referring to? Could it perhaps be MONOPOLY..
Just because he is a kind soul.
I don’t think thats a complete thought..
He was probably upside down in some odd yoga pose when he tweeted this.
Now this one could potentially be relatable.. but then I remember that Harry doesn’t have or do homework and so what on earth is he fucking talking about?
This tweet actually made me laugh because it was clearly a group joke between Harry, Candle and Cara, yet half the fandom was like “OMFG HARRY BOUGHT LOUIS A BUCKET HAT MY ASS IS FALLING OUT OF MY EAR THIS IS AMAZINGGINNJJKKKAA”
I actually think thats the best thing about Harrys tweets is all fans replies, they usually look like this:
A. Spam spam spam
C. Always gotta have that one girl that just can not control herself. #nocontrol
Friend: a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile -Dictionary.com
Pal: a very close, intimate friend; comrade; chum. -Dictionary.com
This one makes sense when you look it up.
Im just gonna leave that right there.
Judging by your tweets darling, we also think you think you think too much.
Love you dork! Happy birthday.
xoxo -Michele ( Mytrainheadingsomewhere.blogspot.com )
**Hey everyone! So this week one of my most favorite people in existence turns 21! Since 21 is the biggest birthday that gets celebrated until 30 or 50, I figured why not go all out. So it is officially HARRY STYLES BIRTHDAY WEEK!! on this blog. I have 7 posts planned to celebrate the human that is Harry Edward Styles. To kick the week off I asked my friend Leah to do a guest post! Leah and I have become so close since our WWA date and I spent the summer giving her a crash course in 1D 101 and now she is caught up on the year she missed. She may be a Zayn girl but we almost always talk about this little shit. I’m so excited for this week and I hope you are too. HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY HARRY!!!**
This past August I was dragged to a One Direction concert because my best friend Maddie said she’d “literally die” if she didn’t see Harry Styles in person. I didn’t get why she wanted me to spend over $100 on one of Taylor Swift’s old boyfriends, but as soon as that fucker started singing Midnight Memories I was hooked and I immediately understood why Maddie loved this guy so much. Fast-forward a few months later and I’m now officially a One Direction fan (with love for all the boys) but sometimes Harry can be too much to handle. So here are the 21 times that Harry Styles made me want to drink myself into a coma.
21) This entire photo-shoot: Nothing is better than a tan Harry in plaid with dimples galore
20) When he made this face
and this one
19) The day he decided to make a manbun, and managed to make it look better than any bun I have ever made in all of my 20 years of existence
18) That time he thought it would be ok to lick his fingers but thousands of people died
17) The few times he’s worn glasses
16) When he wore a Christmas jumper and rocked it
15) When he had that James Dean daydream look in his eye
which was quite a few times
14) Whenever he looks like a model without even trying (which is a lot)
13) The day this photo came out and everything was right in the world
12) When he perfected the subtle and not-so-subtle crotch grab
“this is a family show” oh ok
11) This scavenger hunt
10) When the godsend that is Zayn had to save his life
9) Anytime he made a weird face on stage
8) Drunk Harry, who might just be the best Harry
I mean come on
Please take me with you next time
7) The fucking ice skate dance and all of Night Changes
6) When the idiot forgot what hand had the mic in it
5) When Liam did the world a favor and pantsed him
4) When he summed up all my feelings about winter in five words
3) When he was too adorable and the world couldn’t take it anymore
2) Anytime snapback fratboy Harry happened
THOSE YELLOW FUCKING SHORTS
I miss this Harry and think he should come back
1) And finally, the best song ever music video, all of it, because he is absolutely perfect in it
Happy 21st birthday Harry, see you in Boston!
All the love,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY HAVE A LOVELY TIME GETTING SHITFACED!!