23 Liam Payne Instagram Posts That Gave Me Life

August 29th, the day the wonderful Liam Payne was born. In Daily Dose of Fangirl Fashion, that means its time for a celebratory post in honor of his 23 years. There’s so much I could say about Liam, like his amazing vocal ability, how he’s as cute as a puppy, how he will never let us down, and how his passion for what he does continues to inspire me every day. Instead of just telling you, I decided why not show you using Liam’s own Instagram posts. You might need to take a deep breath before you go any further because Liam’s Instagram feed has been known to cause insane heart palpitations, the need to yell FUCK or DADDY, make you want to lick the screen, or most commonly, make you want to throw your phone across the room. Here are 23 times Liam Payne’s instagram gave me life.

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22 Reasons Why Liam Payne is the Definition of the Perfect Man

On August 29th, 1993, God’s gift to the world, Liam James Payne was born. This year he turns 22!! Liam Payne, our own superhero, the member who does the absolute most for us, and the guy who you can always depend on.
 
Rumors floating around? Don’t worry, Liam will be the first to clear them up.
 
No one is talking about Zayn leaving? Don’t you worry, Liam will write a twitlonger explaining his feelings and doing his absolute best to make sure the fans know everything is going to be okay.
 
He notices hate on twitter? Give it maybe an hour before he starts calling everyone out for the stupidity that is going on while also apologizing for things he shouldn’t even have to be sorry for.
 
Interviewer asks a horrible, intrusive, rude, or serious question? Liam will answer the question perfectly without hesitation and take care of the other boys and their media scrutiny.
I first started this blog in October 2014 and because of that I never got the chance to make a birthday post for Liam. This is Liam’s first debut on my blog and I couldn’t be happier! I have been thinking about what wonderful things I could say about Liam for months and months now, constantly drafting posts on my phone, collecting pictures, and just making sure that it would be perfect. Of course I had to consult my number one Liam girl Michele to gain approval that this post will do him justice. I have decided that Liam Payne is the definition of the perfect man, and here are just a few reasons why!
1) He takes care of his body
One would hope the perfect man would have a great bod. Liam definitely fits that criteria/
AND LET ME TELL YOU IT PAYS OFF

2) He cares about your safety

What is probably one of my favorite Liam twitter moments of all time. Do you see those Caps? Tell me he doesn’t care

3) He is always ready for you in bed
Liam has such a strong insta game, giving the fans exactly what they want.
He may hate spoons but who wouldn’t want to spoon with this cuddly man.

4) He takes you to both the first
and second
most magical places on earth
Who wouldn’t want to be wrapped in those muscular arms or taken on a trip to DisneyWorld?

5) He loves to admire you
Oh Liam…. stop being so cute and perfect and ughhhhh

6) Includes friends in the relationship
The perfect man should be okay with having some third wheels

7) He will do anything to entertain a child
The perfect man should be great with kids. Liam always says his next step would be to settle down and have children. STOP. BEING. SO. PERFECT.

8) He never grew up
No one wants a boring, stuffy adult. Liam is such a kid at heart

9) He values his friendships old and new
You can always find Liam hanging out with his friend Andy you know, the friend whose LIFE HE SAVED!
Liam and Andy are currently on tour together right now, as the perfect man you know he is loyal and will have a groomsman ready for the wedding.

They are more than band members, they are life long friends (low key pissed I couldn’t find a Lirry selfie, wyd

10) He loves a great night out
Who wouldn’t want to spend a night at the Funky Buddha with this life of the party

11) He always has the right answers
Just watch as he takes control of this horrible interview
Ace at interviews, he may take every question but that’s because he’s confident and knows just what to say

12) He resembles an adorable puppy
Spot the difference, you can’t
 

13) He asks life’s important questions

📲🔎

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Why have people been calling each other poop in Danish?

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YOURE A BAE LIAM

14) He knows when to be serious

15) And when to have a laugh

16) He is always looking out for others

Harry falls on his ass and while everyone is laughing Liam checks to make sure he is okay, SO CUTE

17) He has a drunk ambition to save the world

I don’t ever claim to be a good person I’m not.

But I feel that I wanna be a humanitarian with all of this attention, if that’s all i do that would make me happy.

the world needs to change, band together right now the same way me and one direction have the past few years, im a young man and to me the world is a pretty messed up place. with a huge lack of trust I don’t understand much of it but what I do hurts me entirely, the young people of today are the difference we can change the face of the earth. I’ve been around the world the past four years of my life and nothing is balanced, I’ve been a poor man and a rich man, I’ve been to strange lands and third world countries and afraid to speak out but now I really see all of us should speak out and topple the imbalance. If you can today google charity overseas, give to a third world country and help them grow I’ve been there to Ghana they don’t have anything they can’t buy food from the groceries or McDonald’s they have to get food by any mean necessary. so find a way to help donate to any charity and help change the world today. please from me”


 
18) He  can serenade you and surprise you with flawless note changes, even in the shower


19) He can go pretty fast

Take it how you will

20) He has all the right moves


21) He has impeccable style


22) You never have to doubt just how important you are to him whether you are his significant other
or a fan

and that is why Liam James Payne is the perfect man!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM!! Thank you for another year of constantly making sure we are happy, holding this fandom together among all the drama and rumors, and absolutely killing is onstage with every note in every song. One of the most entertaining tweeters, the epitome of the perfect man, and one of the most appreciative celebrities out there. I hope you have an amazing 22nd birthday and that the audience tonight makes it an amazing day to remember xxx